- Michelangelo: Well, dudes, what do you think of Clyde?
- Donatello: Well, he sure knows how to make an entrance.
- Raphael: Swell. Now let's see him make an exit.
- Michaelangelo: Whoa! all right! You got yourself a deal! Come on, little dude. I got some friends I want you to meet.
- Michaelangelo: I'm afraid we're outnumbered, ditto, dude. looks like it's back to the pet shop for you. Goodbye, cruel dudes!
- Michaelangelo: Well, ditto, dude, we're almost at ralph's rent a pet. I sure don't want to return you, but I got no choice.
- Donatello: Y'know, the guys are right. That parrot is a disaster area with feathers... GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
- April O'Neil: You wanted to see me, Chief?
- Burne Thompson: Right, April. They're releasing Mugsy McGuffin from the state prison today.
- April O'Neil: The thief who stole the famous Galoobie Ruby?
- Burne Thompson: That's the guy. I want you to get over there and interview him. Try to find out where he hid it.
- April O'Neil: But if he wouldn't tell the police, what makes you think he'll tell me?
- Burne Thompson: Because you're a woman. Something he hasn't seen in 15 years.
- Michelangelo: Hey, dudes, anybody seen my little birdie bud?
- Raphael: Not since he ate my spare bandana.
- Leonardo: And my arm bands.
- Michelangelo: Well, I hope he left room for lunch. I made him a snail and earthworm pizza, hold the birdseed.
- Raphael: Well, there goes my appetite.
- Vernon Fenwick: [silently] Hmm. A chance to scoop April O'Neil on her own story. But would I sink to a slimy trick like that? You bet I would!