- Red Green: When somebody belches at the dinner table that's a sign of bad...?
- Dougie Franklin: Burritos.
- Red Green: When you belch at the dinner table, your mom says mind your...?
- Dougie Franklin: Spray?
- Harold Green: Tonight's contestant is Mr. Winston Rothchilds of Rothchild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
- Winston Rothschild: Where our motto is: If your eyes are stinging, my phone should be ringing.
- Red Green: And then you know that singer that Aunt Bernice likes so much - that Julio Icicles guy?
- Harold Green: [a little reproachfully about Red's being so off-handed and disrespectful when referring to such a soulful and elegant singer] Julio Iglesias?