The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Super Hawg (1967)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Why you yell "sooey" at that rascal, you better not stand betwixt him and the trough.

• Daisy Moses : That animal is standin' on a pair of 200-pound hams.

  Jed Clampett : That bacon would fill a smokehouse.

  Jethro Bodine : Look at the size of them pigs knuckles!

• Elly May Clampett : Well I still say this ain't no big hawg.

  Daisy Moses : What are you talkin' about, child? Why that rascal is good for 300 yards of chitlins alone.

  Jed Clampett : And would ya look at them jowls

  Daisy Moses : Take a tub of turnip greens just to season 'em.

• Jed Clampett : Granny has just got a powerful hankerin' for that big fat hawg of yours.

  Milburn Drysdale : Well I'm sorry, but she's in Boston for a week.

• Jed Clampett : [sees Granny tugging on a rope]  Whatcha doin?

  Daisy Moses : Tryin' to get my rope outta the Drysdale's yard. It musta snagged on somethin' like a root or a stump.

  Jed Clampett : Or hawg.

• Jed Clampett : Granny, the other end of this rope is tied around that hawg's neck.

  Daisy Moses : Ooh, it's worse than I thought. He's tryin' to hang hisself.

  Jed Clampett : Hang hisself?

  Daisy Moses : Yeah, amongst hawgs, that's called "sooeycide".

• Jed Clampett : [reading poem on the side of the baby elephant]  You can give my trunk a yank if you bring your folks to the Commerce Bank.