The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Super Hawg (1967)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : [reading the sign painted on the hippo] Save your pennies in a pig or save them in a cup, but bring them to the Commerce Bank or I will eat you up!
Milburn Drysdale : Kids love rhymes.
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Milburn Drysdale : One week, we could have painted nursery rhymes like: Pussycat pussycat, where have you went? To the Commerce Bank for 5%.
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Milburn Drysdale : I've got some brilliant stuff here. Listen to this: Peter Peter pumpkin eater/ Had a wife but couldn't keep her/Got a loan from Uncle Milby/Now they always happy will be.
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Milburn Drysdale : Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet/ Figuring her interest rate/Along came a spider and sat down beside her/ And said "Hey, this Commerce Bank is great!"
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Jed Clampett : Granny has just got a powerful hankerin' for that big fat hawg of yours.
Milburn Drysdale : Well I'm sorry, but she's in Boston for a week.
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Daisy Moses : I see somebody stuck you with a sick hawg.
Milburn Drysdale : Sick hog?
Daisy Moses : Oh, he's in bad shape. His bristles have all fell out and his tail has come unkinked. Oh, I grant ya he looks big and fat, but that's cuz he's a wind sucker, all bloat. Take my word for it, Mr. Drysdale, that hawg is dyin of the epizootic!
Milburn Drysdale : Granny, you must mean the hippopotamus.
Daisy Moses : I mean the epizootic!
