The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Super Hawg (1967)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : That animal is standin' on a pair of 200-pound hams.

  Jed Clampett : That bacon would fill a smokehouse.

  Jethro Bodine : Look at the size of them pigs knuckles!

• Elly May Clampett : Well I still say this ain't no big hawg.

  Daisy Moses : What are you talkin' about, child? Why that rascal is good for 300 yards of chitlins alone.

  Jed Clampett : And would ya look at them jowls

  Daisy Moses : Take a tub of turnip greens just to season 'em.

• Elly May Clampett : Granny, I think this critter come from Africa.

  Daisy Moses : That must be some place in Virginia.

• Daisy Moses : I see somebody stuck you with a sick hawg.

  Milburn Drysdale : Sick hog?

  Daisy Moses : Oh, he's in bad shape. His bristles have all fell out and his tail has come unkinked. Oh, I grant ya he looks big and fat, but that's cuz he's a wind sucker, all bloat. Take my word for it, Mr. Drysdale, that hawg is dyin of the epizootic!

  Milburn Drysdale : Granny, you must mean the hippopotamus.

  Daisy Moses : I mean the epizootic!

• Jed Clampett : [sees Granny tugging on a rope]  Whatcha doin?

  Daisy Moses : Tryin' to get my rope outta the Drysdale's yard. It musta snagged on somethin' like a root or a stump.

  Jed Clampett : Or hawg.

• Jed Clampett : Granny, the other end of this rope is tied around that hawg's neck.

  Daisy Moses : Ooh, it's worse than I thought. He's tryin' to hang hisself.

  Jed Clampett : Hang hisself?

  Daisy Moses : Yeah, amongst hawgs, that's called "sooeycide".

• Daisy Moses : That hawg's hind leg is gonna send me to my grave a famous woman. For years, they'll be talkin' about the Daisy Moses Memorial Ham.

• Daisy Moses : Aaaa! Elly May's drownin' my hawg! Quick, Jethro, jump in and pull him out! Give him mouth-to-mouth ressitation!

  Jethro Bodine : [the hippo opens its jaws and growls]  I ain't gettin' close to them jowls till they's on a plate.