Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse (1966)

Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink

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Quotes 

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, how is your dear wife the charming and delightful Frau General?

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official.

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : What are you waiting for? Cut the wire.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : That's the problem. One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. Which one would you cut, Shultz?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Don't ask me, this is a decision for an officer.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : All right. Which wire, Colonel Klink?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : This one.

  [points to the white wire] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : You're sure?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : [Cuts the black wire, the bomb stops ticking] 

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : If you knew which wire it was, why did you ask me?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one.