The L Word (TV Series)
Lassoed (2007)
Mia Kirshner: Jenny Schecter
Quotes
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Jenny Schecter : [playing Celebrity] I don't know who Terrell Owens is.
[All the straight people laugh and all the gay people draw blanks]
Henry : Football player.
Tina Kennard : Oh.
Straight Guy : He's the most talented receiver in football.
Straight Woman : And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. She dropped her towel.
Helena Peabody : The desperate... what?
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Jenny Schecter : Why are you applying for a job as a receptionist?
Helena Peabody : I would pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice in this sweet little one bedroom.
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[first lines]
Jenny Schecter : Stacey! Stacey!
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Jenny Schecter : And the thing is the vagina's girlfriend was molested and now she's like this perfect saint, which is awesome - and I was abused and now I'm like this fucked up nitwit, but that's my experience.
Alice Pieszecki : I get it, I totally get it, I'm just saying I think you should let it go. It's a tiny magazine, who reads it? And didn't Elle say something great about, what "refreshingly literate?" That's huge - that's Elle, concentrate on that.