Invader ZIM (TV Series)

Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom/GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff (2002)

Rikki Simons: GIR, Hot Dogs

Quotes 

• Zim : Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam!

  Gir : DOOKIE!

  Zim : Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours

  Gir : [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats] 

  Dapper Weenies : [in GIR's mind]  Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!

• Zim : I'm going to attempt to lock you into duty mode with this behavioral modulator.

  [GIR giggles] 

  Zim : What?

  Gir : Dooty.

• Gir : The knowledge... It fills me! It is neat!

• Gir : Your methods are stupid! Your prgress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the good of the mission, you must be terminated!

• Gir : Hi floor! Make me a sammich!

• Zim : As soon as I've tainted the humans meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKIE!

  GIR : DOOKIE!

  Zim : Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that insane head of yours

  GIR : [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes, top-hats, and holding walking sticks] 

  Dapper Weenies : [in GIR's mind]  Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!

• Zim : What is our mission, GIR?

  Gir : Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!

• Gir : Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

• Gir : Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!