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Ben Tennyson : Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.
Gwen Tennyson : [sarcastically] Oh, sure! Just like you never put an empty milk bottle back in the refrigerator, or you never leave the shower all gunked up, or you never, EVER leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night! You never do anything wrong, do you?
Ben Tennyson : No, I don't. Sounds about right.
[Gwen grumbles]
Ben Tennyson : Look, I don't know if some encyclopedia or something fell on your head at the bookstore, but you have no evidence I did anything wrong!
Gwen Tennyson : Oh, yeah?
[turns up the news which shows Four Arms on a rampage]
Ben Tennyson : That's not me!
Gwen Tennyson : Oh, no? I'm sure it's just some other four-armed alien going postal in front of a video game store!
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Grandpa Max : Besides, Ben wouldn't be so irresponsible with his alien powers like that.
Gwen Tennyson : [looking at Grandpa Max in disbelief] Grandpa, please.
Grandpa Max : All right. Maybe you have a point.
Ben Tennyson : No one's gonna ruin MY aliens' reputation except me.
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Lt. Steel : Hmm. Nice watch. Never seen anything like it.
Ben Tennyson : Yeah, it's from, uh... Japan!
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Ben Tennyson : [after finding out what Kevin's done in other cities] I'm gonna get blamed for all that stuff, and I didn't do any of it!
Gwen Tennyson : Can anybody say "ironic?"
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Ben Tennyson : [as Steel flies off in a copter] These guys don't stand a chance against Kevin! *I* have to stop him!
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Lt. Steel : Now, why is it you three are always around when aliens show up?
Grandpa Max : Really? Is that a fact? Hm. We hadn't noticed.
Lt. Steel : Yeah. Guess it's just a coincidence. Maybe we'll cross paths again sometime. Drive carefully. Lots of weird stuff out there.
Ben Tennyson : Yeah, you're telling us.
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Grandpa Max : Want us to pick up anything for you at the bookstore?
Ben Tennyson : I'm on summer vacation. Why would I read ANYTHING?
