- Ben Tennyson: [trying to work the Omnitrix] I figured I'd go XLR8 and hit that burger place in Casper to pick up a double cheeseburger with pickles, but it looks like I'm stuck here.
- Gwen Tennyson: Ben, Yellowstone happens to be one of the coolest places around. Just hang out and appreciate it.
- Grandpa Max: Gwen's right. And we can live right off the land.
- [lifts a log]
- Grandpa Max: Mmm, grub worms.
- [eats a worm]
- Grandpa Max: Full of protein.
- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson: [seeing Grandpa eat one] Ewww.
- Grandpa Max: You grill 'em up with a sun-dried tomato paste, and they are...
- Gwen Tennyson: [grabbing Ben's wrist and trying to work the Omnitrix] Maybe I can help. I'll take my burger with chili.
- Ben Tennyson: I can appreciate THAT.
- Gwen Tennyson: [seeing Cannonbolt flat on his back] Now THAT'S a heroic pose.
- Cannonbolt: Real funny.
- Cannonbolt: [helped up by Gwen and Max] I can't believe I'm a new hero.
- Grandpa Max: And where there's one more - who knows - there could be a hundred more.
- Cannonbolt: This alien's gotta go.
- [curls into a ball and tumbles away]
- Gwen Tennyson: Don't you mean "gotta roll?"
- Grandpa Max: Look on the bright side. You're headed in the direction of the meteor.
- Leader Alien: Relax. We come in peace.
- Gwen Tennyson: That's what they always say right before they blow you to bits.
- Enforcer Alien: Hmm. An earthling with attitude. I've heard they exist here in large numbers, or should I say... "did?"
- Leader Alien: [spotting Ben as Cannonbolt] And an Aburian Pelarota to boot.
- Gwen Tennyson: [whispering to Ben] At least we know what you are, now.
- Enforcer Alien: But you're a little far away from home, aren't you?
- Cannonbolt: Actually, closer than you think.
- Enforcer Alien: Unfortunately there's nothing to go back to. A Great One purified your planet last week.
- Leader Alien: Your cities will be laid to waste, your oceans will dry up, your mountains will crumble.
- Enforcer Alien: It will be the end of the world as you know it.
- Leader Alien, Enforcer Alien, Interpreter Alien: Rejoice. Rejoice. Rejoice.
- Cannonbolt: I don't think so!
- Ben Tennyson: Oh, man. This watch gives me a new alien out of the blue and all it can do is roll around. *Totally* no fair!
- Gwen Tennyson: Oh, that's right. Don't worry about the fact some giant planet-sucker's about to wipe Earth off the face of the universe - because THAT'S fair!
- Grandpa Max: Sounds like Old Faithful's ready to blow, and I don't know what the tick's poison could do to it when it does.
- Stinkfly: One detour coming up.
- Grandpa Max: [after Ben causes two aliens to crash into Old Faithful] Never seen an intergalactic fender bender like that before.
- Enforcer Alien: It's time for the final purification of your planet, and you three along with it.
- Gwen Tennyson: Please tell me we have a plan 'B'.
- Grandpa Max: We're running out of time.
- Ben Tennyson: And aliens. I went everybody.
- Gwen Tennyson: Not exactly EVERYBODY.
- Ben Tennyson: No way! I am not turning into that ball-thing again. Plus, I don't even know if I could.
- Gwen Tennyson: Don't try and Earth turns into a giant cesspool!
- Ben Tennyson: I hate it when you're right!
- Gwen Tennyson: You're like a bowling ball.
- Cannonbolt: More like a cannonball.
- [the aliens fire lasers at him, but he deflects them back]
- Cannonbolt: Actually, make that "a cannon-BOLT!"
- Gwen Tennyson: It looks like everything's going back to normal.
- Ben Tennyson: Hate to break it to you, Gwen, but nothing we ever do is normal.
- Leader Alien: We followed The Great One from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy, after He paid a visit to each and every one of our planets. Notice his technique: the deep burrowing of the appendages into the core of the planet, rotting it from the inside and then ingesting it.
- Gwen Tennyson: Ben, don't you think NOW might be a good time to go hero?
- Ben Tennyson: I'm trying. What if I turn into something ELSE that's useless?
- Leader Alien: I have visual recognition on the elderly man and the prepubescent female, but what are they riding on?
- Stinkfly: Two tons of putrid power!
- Leader Alien: His beauty.
- Enforcer Alien: His power.
- Interpreter Alien: His pus.
- Leader Alien, Enforcer Alien, Interpreter Alien: [rapturously in unison] The end is upon us.