- Whitey Whitney: Hey, Beav! What happened? You spend your money on candy or somethin'?
- Theodore Cleaver: Dry up, will you, Whitey!
- Whitey Whitney: You can't tell me to dry up! I'm your pal!
- Theodore Cleaver: Dry up anyway.
- June Cleaver: Lumpy's sick?
- Ward Cleaver: No. He, uh, cut his mouth playing clarinet in the school band.
- June Cleaver: Well, how could he do that?
- Ward Cleaver: Well, it seems the band was practicing for the graduation parade and they made a quick turn and Lumpy marched into a brick wall.
- Richard Rickover: No more homework, no more books, no more teachers'...
- [Richard stops short of saying "'dirty looks" when Miss Landers appears]