- Clarence Rutherford: Yeah when I backed into his gate and busted it he told my father I was an unresponsible driver.
- Wally Cleaver: Anybody can have an accident.
- Clarence Rutherford: That's what I told him last time when I knocked down his mailbox and fence.
- June Cleaver: Beaver, your father and I both want you to know that if you ever have a problem, we want you to come and talk it over with us.
- Ward Cleaver: That's right, son. If anything's ever bothering you, don't keep it to yourself. You come to us with it and be assured that we'll understand. Right?
- The Beaver: Well, gee, Dad, it sounds so neat, I wish I was in trouble right now!