- Jed Clampett: Let me smell your breath.
- Daisy Moses: Not while you're smokin'.
- Jed Clampett: I thought so.
- Milburn Drysdale: This happens to be great inspiring literature, the story of Harold Hart. In everyday life, a mild-mannered bank president, but when our economy is in danger, he slips into his vault and emerges as Money Man, a great American hero. Faster than a forclosure, stronger than an armored car, able to leap the national debt with a single bound.
- Milburn Drysdale: Wait till he reads that exciting episode where Money Man is locked in mortal combat with his arch foe, Tax Man.
- Jane Hathaway: Chief, Jethro has a 6th grade education. He won't read these, he's too intelligent.
- Jane Hathaway: If you think comic books will help divert the boy, let's give him something really thrilling.
- Milburn Drysdale: What could be more thrilling than trying to outwit the Internal Revenue Service?