The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Loosely Ballroom (2006)

Becky Rosso: Jessica

Quotes 

• Jessica : Zack, your theory of the origin of the universe is fascinating.

  Janice : Really fascinating.

  Cody Martin : Ok, I can't take this. The theory of the universe is the string theory, not the string cheese theory.

• Jessica : [to Zack]  Ow! You stepped on me again!

  Zack Martin : I stepped on you because your foot is not supposed to be there.

  Jessica : That's where you lead me!

  Zack Martin : Ha! It'd be easier to lead a donkey!

  Janice : Who told you to be so rude to my sister?

  Zack Martin : Oh, like it's my fault she pushes me around like a bulldozer.

  Jessica : [gasps]  I will not be spoken to that way!

  Janice : No, we won't!

  [she and Jessica start to leave] 

  Cody Martin : Wait! That was a compliment.

  Janice : How?

  Cody Martin : I have no idea.