Quotes
Skyway Robbery/U.S. Acres: The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming!/Close Encounters of the Garfield Kind
Garfield and Friends
- Garfield: [to the camera, as Al Swindler starts his plane] Kids, check your TV listings! Make sure this isn't the last episode!
- Jon Arbuckle: Why are my long-distance calls measured in light-years?
- Garfield: Your cute little extraterrestrial must've phoned home.
- Jon Arbuckle: This'll be a great vacation, guys. I can't wait to lie in that Florida sun.
- Garfield: Why spend all this money to go somewhere else to sleep and eat? I can sleep and eat at home.
- Jon Arbuckle: Flying is the safest way to travel.
- Garfield: Does the word "walking" mean anything to you?
- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, what makes you think this flight is unsafe?
- Garfield: Well, for one thing, when I fly, I like two wings.
- Al Swindler: Uh, you ready to go?
- Jon Arbuckle: Aren't you forgetting something important?
- Al Swindler: No, I got my parachute.
- Jon Arbuckle: The plane has only one wing.
- Al Swindler: That's not enough?
- Jon Arbuckle: No, it's not enough! You need two!
- Al Swindler: Complain, complain.
- [Swindler steps over to a shack and pulls out another airplane wing]
- Al Swindler: Heh, you give a guy a bargain and he gets demanding. Next thing you know, he'll be expecting landing gears.
- [Garfield, Jon, and Odie dash into the cockpit]
- Jon Arbuckle: Where's Mr. Swindler?
- Garfield: He stepped out for a minute.
- [grabs a cup attached to a string]
- Garfield: Mayday! Mayday! Big trouble up here! SOS!
- [gives Jon the cup]
- Garfield: Here, maybe you'd better do this. I just remembered I can't talk.
- Jon Arbuckle: [using the cup] Hello? Anyone there? We have a problem!
- Garfield: [pushing buttons] Problem? Your shoelace untied is a problem. This is a catastrophe!
- [after Garfield lands the plane]
- Jon Arbuckle: Well, it all turned out all right. You thought we wouldn't get to Miami, but here we are.
- [the wind blows]
- Jon Arbuckle: Here we... Here we are in, uh... Miami?
- [Jon notices that they're surrounded by snow and igloos]
- Garfield: [as penguins walk by] Yeah, this is your basic Miami weather.
- Jon Arbuckle: Well, then this is where we're spending our vacation because there's nothing in this world that can get me back in an airplane now.
- [approaches a man]
- Jon Arbuckle: Excuse me, can you tell us where we can find a hotel?
- [the man turns around and reveals himself to be Al Swindle]
- Al Swindler: Certainly, sir. The Swindler Motor Inn. Just a short dogsled right away.
- [Jon screams, grabs Garfield and Odie, gets back on the plane, and flies away]
- Al Swindler: Aw, it's getting tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these days.
- Orson Pig: [about his letter] This is odd. It just says "The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming."
- Wade Duck: The bunny rabbits is coming? The bunny rabbits is coming?
- Orson Pig: Any idea what it means?
- Wade Duck: No, but I'm not taking any chances!
- [runs away]
- Wade Duck: Help! The bunny rabbits is coming! The bunny rabbits is coming!
- Orson Pig: Shouldn't that be "The bunny rabbits ARE coming"?
- Wade Duck: Roy, the bunny rabbits is coming! The bunny rabbits is coming!
- [after Wade leaves, Roy starts to walk off, then stops]
- Roy Rooster: Shouldn't that be "The bunny rabbits ARE coming"?
- Roy Rooster: Orson, the chickens is missing!
- Orson Pig: Eh, shouldn't that be "The chickens ARE missing"? You see, "chickens" is plural. So, of course, you need a plural verb...
- Roy Rooster: Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens and you're teaching grammar!
- Orson Pig: The weasel are here!
- Roy Rooster: IS here!
- Orson Pig: The weasel IS here!
- Wade Duck: Oh, what is we gonna do?
- Roy Rooster: We is gonna be sacked by the weasel.
- Wade Duck: Sounds like a plan.
- [the weasel grabs Orson, Wade, and Roy with a sack]
- Orson Pig: You see, Wade? You weren't on guard for the weasel because you were so worried about the bunny rabbits.
- Wade Duck: The bunny rabbits? Is they coming back?
- Orson Pig: No, they're gone.
- Wade Duck: [runs off] They're gone! The bunny rabbits is gone! The bunny rabbits is gone!
- Orson Pig: The bunny rabbits ARE gone!
- Wade Duck: IS gone!
- Orson Pig: Ugh.