Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

If I Were You/Eye of the Beholder (1987)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor, Malsinger

Quotes 

• Malsinger : All I need is a suitable subject.

  Toadwart : Busy Toadie just leaving to hose down moat monster.

• Duke Igthorn : Haven't you ever wanted to change places with me?

  Toadwart : Not humble Toadie.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Toadwart]  I can't believe how puny and insignificant I feel.

• Duke Igthorn : Ah, yes, you'll do nicely; pity you bears are so ridiculous-looking.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi]  And, now, Private Zook...

  Zook : Uh-huh?

  Duke Igthorn : Put me down!

  [he does, hard] 

  Duke Igthorn : Ah! I didn't say Drop me, you bug-brain nimno.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi]  Now grab that bear!

  [the ogres grab him] 

  Duke Igthorn : No, not me, you dolts!

  Tummi Gummi : [as Igthorn]  Yeah, get that Gummi bear.

  Toadwart : Which one of you is my Dukie?

  Tummi Gummi : Uh, I am.

  Duke Igthorn : I am, you spud-mothering jackanape! And don't call me Dukie!

  [kicks his behind] 

  Toadwart : [grinning]  That's our Dukie! Tie up the big, ugly one.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi sitting on the door]  Oh, dear. I'm so confused. I've forgotten my way home... This is getting me nowhere; doesn't this bear have any friends?

  Gruffi Gummi : [opens it to send him flying and knocked against a nearby tree]  Will ya look at that? We're killin' ourselves workin' on a surprise, and he's so bored, he's takin' a nap.

• Zook : [binding him]  Dukie be happy with us.

  Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'll show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller!

• Duke Igthorn : I'm going to lock you in the deepest dungeon, and feed you on that infernal Gummi bear's cooking!

• Duke Igthorn : [last lines: "If I Were You"]  Untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my generosity.

  Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

  Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

• King Gregor : [last lines: "Eye of the Beholder"]  But... what about that pig?

  Princess Calla : That was no pig. That was my best friend.

• Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi]  That pushy bear and her infernal cooking. When I find their Gummiberry juice, I'II turn this place to pulp!

• Gad : [last lines: "If I Were You"]  Better untie Dukie.

  Toadwart : Me?

  Duke Igthorn : Yes, untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my gratitude.

  Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!

  [Toadwart runs away with the other ogres] 

  Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

• Toadwart : [the ogres are tying up Igthorn]  You sorry you messed with Toadie now, eh, Gummi Bear?

  Duke Igthorn : I'm not the Gummi Bear, I'm me, you miserable, little...

  Gad : You not fool us again.

  Zook : Nope. Dukie be happy with us.

  Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'II show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller! I'm going to stick you in the deepest dungeon and feed you on that infernal Gummi Bear's cooking! AND DON'T CALL ME DUKIE!