Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)
If I Were You/Eye of the Beholder (1987)
Will Ryan: Gad, Zook, Ogres
Quotes
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Duke Igthorn : [as Tummi] And, now, Private Zook...
Zook : Uh-huh?
Duke Igthorn : Put me down!
[he does, hard]
Duke Igthorn : Ah! I didn't say Drop me, you bug-brain nimno.
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Tummi Gummi : [as Igthorn] Hey, how long do I have to be tied up?
Gad : 'Til you Dukie again.
Tummi Gummi : But I'm Dukie now.
Zook : You not Dukie. He yell at us.
Tummi Gummi : Naughty ogres.
Gad : That not Dukie.
Tummi Gummi : You evil bad guys.
Gad : Uh-uh. Nope.
Zook : Nope, nope, uh-uh.
Tummi Gummi : You muddy stinkers.
Gad : ...What you think?
Zook : I think we in big trouble if that Dukie.
Gad : [Tummi growls] That close enough. We untie you, Dukie.
Tummi Gummi : Thanks.
[goes]
Zook : That not Dukie. Dukie never say thanks.
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Zook : [binding him] Dukie be happy with us.
Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'll show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller!
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Gad : [last lines: "If I Were You"] Better untie Dukie.
Toadwart : Me?
Duke Igthorn : Yes, untie me, Toadwart, so I can show you my gratitude.
Toadwart : Toadie have better idea, Your Furiosity. We go now and prepare your homecoming!
[Toadwart runs away with the other ogres]
Duke Igthorn : Come back here, you toads, GET ME OUT OF THIS!
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Toadwart : [the ogres are tying up Igthorn] You sorry you messed with Toadie now, eh, Gummi Bear?
Duke Igthorn : I'm not the Gummi Bear, I'm me, you miserable, little...
Gad : You not fool us again.
Zook : Nope. Dukie be happy with us.
Duke Igthorn : Happy? Untie me and I'II show you how happy I am, you cow-brained sons of a wart-seller! I'm going to stick you in the deepest dungeon and feed you on that infernal Gummi Bear's cooking! AND DON'T CALL ME DUKIE!