Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
Open House (1987)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
Quotes
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Pee-wee Herman : [as he stops the theme song] Oh, ha ha! I totally forgot! We're redecorating the Playhouse!
[Winks]
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Ricardo : Hey, Pee-wee. I almost forgot. I brought you a piece of foil for your foil ball.
Pee-wee Herman : Oh, I forgot to tell you, Ricardo. My foil ball got so big, I couldn't keep it in the house.
[everyone screams]
Ricardo : So what did you do with it?
Pee-wee Herman : I donated it to the foil museum. Now I have a rubber band ball.
Ricardo : Oh. Oh! Hey! Well, lucky for you, I just happen to have this extra rubber band.
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Billy Baloney : What's going on around here?
Pee-wee Herman : We're totally redecorating the Playhouse, Billy.
Billy Baloney : [looks around] It looked better before.
Pee-wee Herman : Ha ha! Oh, Billy, we haven't even started redecorating yet. First, we're giving everything a thorough cleaning.
Magic Screen : I'm helping, Billy Baloney. I'm putting a fresh coat of paint on the Playhouse walls.
Pee-wee Herman : You're doing a beautiful job, Magic Screen.
Magic Screen : Thank you, Pee-wee.
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Pee-wee Herman : I hope you don't get dirty. It's such a mess in here.
Miss Yvonne : Now don't you worry about that. You know my motto.
Pee-wee Herman : No, what is your motto?
Miss Yvonne : Be prepared.
[Pee-wee and Miss Yvonne laugh]
Pee-wee Herman : Hey, that's the Boyscout's motto.
Miss Yvonne : Oh, that must be where I heard it.
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Miss Yvonne : Pee-wee, why don't you have an open house.
[everyone screams]
Pee-wee Herman : Okay, I will. Uh, what is one?
Miss Yvonne : It's an informal type of party where you invite your friends to drop in whenever they want.
Pee-wee Herman : I can't have a party. Just look at this place.
Pterri : But when our friends come over, they can help us. Right, Miss Yvonne?
Miss Yvonne : You have the idea, Pterri.
Pee-wee Herman : Now, I've got the idea too. It's a great idea! We'll have an open house!
[everyone screams]
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[Ricardo and Cowboy Curtis discover Floory under a teepee]
Pee-wee Herman : Gosh! Who are you?
Floory : Uh, my name is Floory.
Pee-wee Herman , Ricardo , Cowboy Curtis : Hello, Floory.
Floory : Hello, everybody.
Pee-wee Herman : How long have you been here?
Floory : I've been here forever. You just didn't notice me 'cause I was underneath your teepee.
Pee-wee Herman : Well, why didn't you say something?
Floory : Dah, I don't know. I guess I just didn't think of it.
Pee-wee Herman : Well, from now on, I'm going to keep my teepee over there so you can play with us.
Floory : Thanks, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee Herman : [turns to Cowboy Curtis] Gee, you never know where you're going to meet a new friend, huh?
Cowboy Curtis : Sure does make you think.