The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Club Twin (2007)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : [to Zack and Cody]  Hey, guys. So, how'd the summer hunt job go?

  Cody Martin : I tell you, it's tough to secure employment in an economic climate where interest rates are climbing and large cap stocks are fluctuating wildly.

  Zack Martin : Plus, we got turned down by Taco Schmaco.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Well, Senor Schmaco does like employees to see over the counter.

• Zack Martin : I am King Midas. Everything I touch turns to gold!

  Cody Martin : You really need to work on that low self-esteem thing.

• Carey Martin : [to Zack]  You sleep with a huge wad of cash in your pajamas?

  Zack Martin : Like a baby.

• Cody Martin : Zack, you told me you booked two dancers who looked like they were from the '60s, not two dancers in their 60s!

  Zack Martin : Well, they looked great in the pictures.

  Cody Martin : You didn't notice the brontosaurus in the background?

• Zack Martin : [to Cody]  Who turned our club into a success?

  Cody Martin : You.

  Zack Martin : And who was right about spending money to make money?

  Cody Martin : You.

  Zack Martin : And when we were 5, who convinced you that if you ate your toenails, a foot would grow on your stomach?

  Cody Martin : You.

  Zack Martin : And yet you still doubt me.

• Zack Martin : All right, Max, dance with as many guys as possible because the more they sweat, the more drinks they'll buy.

  Max : What's in it for me?

  Zack Martin : Ten bucks and a big, old kiss from Zack.

  Max : I'll take the cash. Hold the lips.