Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Driver's Education (1990)

Elizabeth Berkley: Jessie Spano

Quotes 

• Mr. Tuttle : [Teaching Driver's Ed class]  Now, Jessie, what's the speed limit on most freeways? You know this one, you know this one, you know this one.

  Jessie : 55 miles per hour.

  Mr. Tuttle : Excellent! I wish you were my child. Now, can you pass someone over a double yellow line? Kelly.

  Kelly : No, you can't.

  Mr. Tuttle : This is why I went into teaching! Okay, Lisa, listen up. Why do you put your left arm straight out the window?

  Lisa : That's easy: to dry your nails.

• Zack : Why's everybody so down?

  Jessie Spano : None of us have enough money for a car.

  Zack : Well, I'm gonna drive my father's Porsche when I turn 16.

  Lisa : Ha! Slip into your PJs, baby, 'cause you're dreamin'.

• Screech : Well, Slater, your Malibu Classic, my Valiant. We know what kind of wheels chicks dig.

  Jessie : Excuse me, little man, but we are not "chicks".

  Slater : She's right, Screech. Listen to the babe.

  Jessie : I'm not a "babe".

  Slater : And I respect that, Sugar Lips.

• Slater : [Entering garage]  I just couldn't believe it when I saw it on the lot. It's exactly the car I wanted.

  [Turns lights on, revealing old, beaten up car] 

  Slater : Well? What do you think?

  Lisa : Uh, it's, uh... nice. Really nice... really.

  [Turns to Jessie] 

  Jessie : Yeah... it's, it's, uh... all Lisa said. Gosh, it's got a licence play holder too.

  [Licence plate holder falls off] 

• Jessie : Slater, why don't you be a man and confess?

  Slater : Jessie, why don't you be a woman and cook?