Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
Driver's Education (1990)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Zack Morris
Quotes
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Mr. Belding : Morning, Morris.
Zack : [Still thinking about Kelly] Morning, my love.
[Both exchange uncomfortable looks]
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Mr. Tuttle : [Teaching Driver's Ed class] Zack, what is the correct driving position?
Zack : Well, sir, for me, it's one hand on the wheel, and one arm around Kelly.
Kelly : Zack!
Slater : Mr. Tuttle, sir, the correct driving position is the left hand at ten o'clock and the right hand at two o'clock. That way, you'll have full control of your car.
Mr. Tuttle : Mr. Slater, my brain salutes you!
Zack : [to Slater] Teacher's pet.
Mr. Tuttle : But you're the one who belongs on a leash, Morris.
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Male Student #1 : Hi, Kelly.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [Lifts Kelly's hand and shows ring] Hey, see the ring?
Male Student #2 : Hi, Kelly.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris : [Lifts Kelly's hand and shows ring] *See* the *ring*?
Kelly Kapowski : Zack, we are not going steady. This is just a friendship ring.
Female Student : Hi, Zackie.
Kelly Kapowski : [Lifts her hand and shows ring] *See* the *ring*?
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Zack : Why's everybody so down?
Jessie Spano : None of us have enough money for a car.
Zack : Well, I'm gonna drive my father's Porsche when I turn 16.
Lisa : Ha! Slip into your PJs, baby, 'cause you're dreamin'.
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Slater : Hey, guys, I've got some great news!
Zack : Your last baby tooth fell out!
Slater : No, I just bought a car!
[Zacks spits out his drink in horror]
Kelly : Can we see it?
Slater : Well, sure, come on over to the house.
[the others gather their things and leave]
Zack : You know, Slater, if I hadn't gotten that ring for Kelly, I could've bought a car.
Slater : Batteries or wind up?
