Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Driver's Education (1990)

Mario Lopez: A.C. Slater

Quotes 

• Mr. Tuttle : [Teaching Driver's Ed class]  Zack, what is the correct driving position?

  Zack : Well, sir, for me, it's one hand on the wheel, and one arm around Kelly.

  Kelly : Zack!

  Slater : Mr. Tuttle, sir, the correct driving position is the left hand at ten o'clock and the right hand at two o'clock. That way, you'll have full control of your car.

  Mr. Tuttle : Mr. Slater, my brain salutes you!

  Zack : [to Slater]  Teacher's pet.

  Mr. Tuttle : But you're the one who belongs on a leash, Morris.

• Slater : Hey, guys, I've got some great news!

  Zack : Your last baby tooth fell out!

  Slater : No, I just bought a car!

  [Zacks spits out his drink in horror] 

  Kelly : Can we see it?

  Slater : Well, sure, come on over to the house.

  [the others gather their things and leave] 

  Zack : You know, Slater, if I hadn't gotten that ring for Kelly, I could've bought a car.

  Slater : Batteries or wind up?

• Zack : [Talking about Slater's new car]  You can open a juice stand with this old lemon.

  Slater : Hey, listen, Preppie, this baby's gonna look great after I give it a little facelift.

  Zack : Oh, gimme a break, the doctors who worked on Michael Jackson couldn't help this old heap.

• Screech : Well, Slater, your Malibu Classic, my Valiant. We know what kind of wheels chicks dig.

  Jessie : Excuse me, little man, but we are not "chicks".

  Slater : She's right, Screech. Listen to the babe.

  Jessie : I'm not a "babe".

  Slater : And I respect that, Sugar Lips.

• Slater : [Entering garage]  I just couldn't believe it when I saw it on the lot. It's exactly the car I wanted.

  [Turns lights on, revealing old, beaten up car] 

  Slater : Well? What do you think?

  Lisa : Uh, it's, uh... nice. Really nice... really.

  [Turns to Jessie] 

  Jessie : Yeah... it's, it's, uh... all Lisa said. Gosh, it's got a licence play holder too.

  [Licence plate holder falls off] 

• Jessie : Slater, why don't you be a man and confess?

  Slater : Jessie, why don't you be a woman and cook?

• Slater : We were gonna confess, and Zack was behind it the whole time.

  Kelly : Yeah, he should be the one to confess.

  Lisa : Fat chance. You'd have an easier time trying to get that thing off Gorbachev's head.

• Zack : Slater, I think I'm gonna flunk Driver's Ed. Can you give me a private lesson after school?

  Slater : No way.

  Zack : Twenty bucks?

  Slater : Four o'clock okay?

  Zack : See you then.