- Phoebe Buffay: [Monica and Chandler are getting publicly amorous] Get a room.
- Monica Geller: We've got one.
- Phoebe Buffay: I know. Use it!
- Chandler Bing: [in shop; they need something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue] Okay. Here's something - here's something blue and new.
- [picks up sweater]
- Monica Geller: You're so efficient. I love you. No, no, no! We need something old!
- Chandler Bing: Let's go!
- Monica Geller: No, no, no! We need something old!
- Chandler Bing: O-kay, I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
- Monica Geller: That will work!
- Chandler Bing: I don't think so.
- Randall: Stop it!
- Chandler Bing: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
- Randall: Please stop it!
- Chandler Bing: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
- Randall: If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!