- Gilligan: [Up in the coconut tree, mocking the Skipper as he looks for coconuts] Gilligan, do this. Gilligan, do that. Gilligan, go here. Gilligan, go there. Gilligan get this, Gilligan get that. Boy I'd have a life of leisure if only my name weren't Gilligan. The Skipper wants me to get six more? Maybe I won't get him six!
- [Dejected]
- Gilligan: Okay I'll get him six.
- [Looks off to his left]
- Gilligan: Oh, there's six.
- [Starts reaching for it]
- Gilligan: C'mon baby.
- [Starts slipping]
- Gilligan: Uh-oh.
- [Falls out of tree]
- Gilligan: HELLLLLP!
- [Thud]
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [the Professor takes a sponge and applies to Gilligan's nose by he pushes it away] Take it easy Gilligan it's just a cold compress.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: [Watching The Professor rubbing Gilligan's nose with a sponge] Ah, Your poor, poor nose! It really is an awful mess. It's actually swollen to the size of a 55 carat diamond!
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Oh, please Mrs. Howell!
- Gilligan: [Beginning to fret] Professor, it's broken; it's broken!
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [Disagreeing] Gilligan, I'm sure it's just bruised; it's only slightly swollen.
- Ginger Grant: [Shocked] Slightly swollen? Gilligan, you'd better look out for the pelicans during mating season!"