- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [after Gilligan has spilled soup on him for a second time] Why me, Professor? Why always me?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: This is your moment of truth, little buddy. Please don't spill the soup on the Howells.
- Gilligan: Be of good cheer, Skipper. For I will
- [picks up the tray of soup bowls]
- Gilligan: not spill the soup.