SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Club SpongeBob/My Pretty Seahorse (2002)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Fish 4, Teen 1
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Quotes
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Squidward : Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
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Squidward : [to Magic Conch] Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Can't you say anything else but no?
Magic Conch : Try asking again.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : [insulting, sarcastic tone] No.
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Squidward : I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
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Squidward : [crying] Oh, why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? WHY?
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Squidward : Magic Conch, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?
Magic Conch : Neither.
Squidward : Oh. Then how about the soup?
Magic Conch : I don't think so.
Squidward : Could I have anything to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : No? What do you mean "no"? I'm starving here!
Patrick Star : [taking Magic Conch] Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch : No.
Patrick Star : Hmm... Could *I* have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch : Yes.
Patrick Star : All right!
[inhales the sandwich in one gulp like a vacuum]
Patrick Star : Sorry, Squidward.
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Squidward Tentacles : Shut your half-wit pieholes!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Good morning, Squidward. Lovely spring day, isn't it?
Squidward : Hmph.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you said hello to the flowers today?
Squidward : Hello.
[the flowers hiss at Squidward; he shrieks and runs back inside]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I shall do him a kindness and plant some hypoallergenic flowers.