- Barney Fife: The Constitution of the United States... give me the first word and I'll know the rest.
- Andy Taylor: Okay, We.
- Barney Fife: We... We?
- Andy Taylor: We.
- Barney Fife: Are you sure?
- Andy Taylor: I'm lookin' right at it.
- Barney Fife: We the people of the United States...
- Andy Taylor: In order
- Barney Fife: In order
- Andy Taylor: to form a
- Barney Fife: to form a
- Andy Taylor: more perfect
- Barney Fife: perfect
- Andy Taylor: u
- Barney Fife: to form a more perfect u
- Andy Taylor: nion
- Barney Fife: nion. Union. In order to form a more perfect union...
- Andy Taylor: es
- Barney Fife: es
- Andy Taylor: ta
- Barney Fife: ta
- Andy Taylor: bli
- Barney Fife: bli
- Andy Taylor: sh... sh
- Barney Fife: [quietly] establi
- Andy Taylor: establish
- Barney Fife: establish
- Andy Taylor: just
- Barney Fife: establish just a
- Andy Taylor: tice
- Barney Fife: tice, justice