- Lupin: I should have listened to my dear old grandfather. He always used to say, "Stick to real women, sonny!"
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Damn good advice.
- Lupin: You know, another one of his favorite sayings was...
- [steps on Zenigata's toes]
- Lupin: "Watch your step!"
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Nowhere to run, Lupin! It's the end of the line!
- Arsène Lupin III: You really need to think about getting a life, Pops.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Grr! Tell you what, Lupin, I'll get a life... as soon as you get life behind bars!
- Fujiko Mine: [about the golden van] Ooh, I just love the look of it, but I'm afraid a solid gold van might draw attention.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, no! Tell me we don't have to paint it now!
- Fujiko Mine: Only the gold part.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: So, Zenigata gets the gold and we get the girl.
- Daisuke Jigen: Ugh! Don't rub it in!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [breaking into Lupin's apartment] Not exactly standard procedure, but sometimes it takes a thief...
- Daisuke Jigen: Oh man, I am so glad to be out of that friggin' forest.
- Lupin: Walking all night, starving to death, I can't take another step... Whoa, a restaurant! Woo-hoo!
- Arsène Lupin III: [tearing up] Poor Fujiko.
- Fujiko Mine: Are you crying for me? How sweet.
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh? Oh, Fuji-uji, you're still alive!
- Fujiko Mine: Of course. Help me up.
- Daisuke Jigen: Lupin, how are we going to climb back up the cliff?
- Arsène Lupin III: I didn't think that far ahead.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: It's not appropriate for a policeman to do such a thing, but I have no choice... if I want to arrest Lupin, so it's justified.