The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Miniature Golf (2007)
Alexa Nikolas: Tiffany
Quotes
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Tiffany : Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.
Chelsea : Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?
Tiffany : Well... yeah!
Chelsea : And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yikes.
London Tipton : Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Double yikes!
Tiffany : [to London] Well, at least my daddy's not an innkeeper!
London Tipton : [gasps] How dare you!
[spills her drink on Tiffany's dress]
London Tipton : Oops.
Tiffany : Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?
London Tipton : Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?
Tiffany : [puts a pie on London's head] Oops.
London Tipton : I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding?
[Hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie]
Chelsea : Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face.
[Hits Tiffany in the face with a pie]
Tiffany : That better be low-fat!
Chelsea : Well, let's ask London.
[Hits London in the face with a pie]
Tiffany , London Tipton : [hits Chelsea in the face with another pie] Oops.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : All right, I'll just be going, then!
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London Tipton : Girls, let's turn to real issues... what do you think of my hair?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I'm horrified!
Mr. Moseby : I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Did any of you even read the book?
Tiffany : Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
Chelsea : Oooh, he's cute!
Tiffany : I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison for me!
