- Yusuke Urameshi: Okay, Botan, what the hell kind of explanation did you give her? She thinks I'm a friggin' intern in some screwed up after-school program - for juvenile delinquents!
- Botan: Well, I had to make up something believable to explain your absence without mentioning the supernatural. A basic tenet of Spirit World is that it can't run properly if normal humans have proof of it.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Well, you made me sound lame.
- Shizuru Kuwabara: That's my baby brother for you. Better eat your snacks. It'll take him a few hours to realize he doesn't know where he's going.
- [Gazing up at a mountain]
- Yusuke Urameshi: Wow. Now this is a big waste of space.
- Botan: You know, Yusuke, some people like the wilderness.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Yeah - old hermits and people who don't know how to talk to girls.
- [after Kuwabara rants about his new love for Yukina]
- Yusuke Urameshi: Well, I guess he's done being in love with you, Botan.
- Botan: [sarcastically] Darn...
- Keiko Yukimura: Are you trying to hide something from me?
- Yusuke Urameshi: No. Why?
- Keiko Yukimura: There's a cassette in your armpit.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Yeah, this place smells like ass. You know, there's no way we're gonna find this house by nightfall.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: The forest looked a lot smaller in the map.
- Guard: You're on private property, boys and girls. You had better leave.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: We can't leave. We just got here.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Yeah, we're lost, and the birds ate our breadcrumbs.
- Botan: Pretty please, let us stay at your master's house.