- Warren: My maple leaf, actually smells like maple.
- Bob: I don't understand why my oak leaf doesn't smell like oak.
- Mr. Moseby: That's because it's poison oak.
- Bob: [quickly drops his leaf] That must explain the itching.
- Mr. Moseby: That's okay I've got some ointment for that, it is critical that you don't...
- Bob: [grabbing Moesby's arm] What!
- Mr. Moseby: ...touch anyone.
- Mr. Moseby: Cody, didn't I tell you to tie the food bag up with a rope?
- Cody Martin: Yes, but as a ranking koala bear, I decided to delegate, so I asked Bob to do it.
- Bob: And I asked Warren to do it.
- Warren: And I forgot to do it!
- Cody Martin: Oh, no! We've been ransacked by a bear!
- Zack Martin: Yeah! A bear with feet the size of a racoon!
- Cody Martin: Oh, no! We've been ransacked by a bear-coon!
- Warren: Hey, the food's gone!
- Cody Martin: Oh, no! This is not good! That bag was part of a matching set!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Maddie asks Carey whether it is right for her to date London's ex] He's smart, cute and he's rich.
- Carey Martin: [sarcastically] Wow, that's a problem.
- [normal voice]
- Carey Martin: Does he have a brother?
- Veronica: Is he a brother?