- Koenma: Everything is A-okay now.
- [Seeing Kuwabara's body, motionless on the ground]
- Yusuke Urameshi: No, it's not. No, it's not! Damn it!
- Kurama: Just stay with us, Kuwabara. Just stay with us. Hold on! Your pulse is still strong.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Yeah, that's right. Don't worry. Toguro missed my virtals, but keep lookin' at me like you're sad. Urameshi could use some... shock treatment.
- [Yusuke teaches Kuwabara "a lesson" with his fists]
- Koenma: Yusuke, teach him any more and you'll actually kill him. That's kind of against the point, isn't it?
- [the winners speculate over how Kuwabara survived Toguro's attack]
- Kurama: I suggest an alternative - that Toguro didn't want Kuwabara to die. He intended to miss from the start. I believe that the ultimate outcome of this fight was precisely what Toguro had been looking for.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: So he threw the fight?
- Kurama: No. He wanted to be legitimately defeated by someone stronger.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Huh, why?
- Koenma: Maybe he felt guilty choosing strength over his friends and for ditching the one he cared about most.
- Sakyo: I think Kurama's right.
- Yusuke Urameshi: What the Hell...
- Sakyo: I only knew him a couple of years, but thinking back, the signs were in neon lights. Toguro's poker-face was famous. When he saw Yusuke barrel into Torukane's stronghold, it was one of the few times I saw him lose a grin. I just thought he was anxious to kill you, but that's what I get projecting my tastes onto his. In the greatest moment facing the greatest opponent he was able to face a great end. It's the dream of every true competitor.
- Sakyo: It's been a most enjoyable game.
- Koenma: Bet's off. You've lost your fortune. You're no threat to me now.
- Sakyo: Such kind words, but where's the thrill in gambling if you know you can get out of all your bets? Don't worry. I'll take care of it myself.
- [as the stadium collapses around them]
- Juri: [fearfully] No! I don't wanna die as a virgin!
- Koto: [perkily] Oh, people. Juri's just revealed a shocker that I never would've guessed at her popular stint at the committee cocktail lounge. Well, as dutiful as I am to the awards, I think this cause is a little more noble. Let's find you a man!
- [grabs Juri and runs out]
- Botan: Yusuke, Keiko's not well.
- Yusuke Urameshi: What?
- Botan: Post-traumatic stress - and, like everything else, she excels at it.
- Chu: We can't let our champion team get hurt now.
- Jin: Right he is. When the tourney next around comes by and we'll all have to face you ourselves and we'll have new muscles on us and - whowee! - you'll go zippin' and we'll be the champions o' that one!
- Yusuke Urameshi: [smiling] Right, whatever he said.
- Ogre: Koenma, sir, PLEASE don't leave this place without me.
- Koenma: So the prodigal moron returns.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: What's a matter, Botan?
- Botan: The prizes for winning the tournament. You were each supposed to get whatever you wanted. We didn't even get a souvenir mug.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Oh, I was gonna get famous.
- Botan: What a crock!
- Yusuke Urameshi: It don't matter.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Huh?
- Yusuke Urameshi: Those bastards up in the tournament committee, they couldn't have given us what we wanted anyway.
- Yusuke Urameshi: The pain we lovingly call the Dark Tournament is now thankfully over. Now we can all go back home and not have to look at each other for awhile.