The Adventures of Tintin (TV Series)

Destination Moon: Part 2 (1992)

Wayne Robson: Professor Calculus

Quotes 

• Captain Haddock : Realize? Realize? I realize I've had enough of being a guinea pig! I've had enough, you understand? I'm going home, and you can go on acting the goat here as long as you like.

  Professor Calculus : [loses it]  What? I'm acting the goat? Ac-ting the goat? This, this... YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SUCH A THING! You, you, you! Follow me! I'll show you just how I act the goat, come along! Ooooohhh I'm acting the goat!

• Professor Calculus : [to the security guards]  Be gone you worms! Out of my sight! I'm acting the goat!

• Professor Calculus : The laboratories, the atomic pile, team of experts working day and night, that's all acting the goat, eh? Slaving for 2 months nonstop, working myself to the bone!

• Tintin : [Calculus is driving maniacally up a mountain road]  He's driving like an expert!

  Professor Calculus : [sharply]  Well I'm doing very well for a goat, aren't I? One of these days I'll have to try for a license!

• Professor Calculus : [storming off in a jeep]  Make way for the goat!