Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
Ants in Your Pants (1986)
Wayne White: Randy, Mr. Kite
Quotes
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Pee-wee Herman : Randy, what...
[everyone screams]
Pee-wee Herman : ...are you doing?
Randy : Nothin'! I'm smokin'! Wanna drag?
Pee-wee Herman : No, Randy. I don't smoke. Smoking is bad for you.
Randy : So? It makes me look cool.
Pee-wee Herman : No, it doesn't make you look cool, Randy. It makes you look stupid. You're cool already.
Chairry : Yeah, you don't have to smoke to be cool.
Randy : Yeah, but other people do it.
Pee-wee Herman : So, if other people jumped off a high building, would you do that too? Smoking is really bad for your health.
[Randy takes a puff and then coughs]
Pee-wee Herman : See, Randy? Please don't smoke.
Chairry : Please, Randy. I care about you.
Magic Screen : Me too, Randy. Please don't smoke.
Randy : Yeah, maybe you guys are right. Smokin' does make you feel pretty awful.
[he extinguishes the cigarette in an ashtray; everyone cheers]
