- Boris: [Boris tried the birthday cake, and is disgusted that it's carrot cake, and not the traditional chocolate cake]
- Boris: Vhat kind of cake is vis? It should have been chocolate! In ve old country, ve never had carrot cake at a birvday party!
- Minka: Vis isn't ve old country, or haven't you noticed, Mr. Chocolate Cake?
- Boris: For your information, chocolate cake is international!
- Minka: Suddenly he's "Mr. International!"
- Tommy Pickles: Chuckie, Phil, Lil, I've got one word to say.
- Chuckie Finster, Phil DeVille, Lil DeVille: What?
- Tommy Pickles: Dog food.
- Chuckie Finster, Phil DeVille, Lil DeVille: Dog food?
- Tommy Pickles: Dog food.
- Stu Pickles: [Gets food splatted on his suit after trying to feed Tommy with a spoon shaped like a space shuttle] Oh no, my favorite shirt.
- Didi Pickles: Oh dear.
- Stu Pickles: I paid $75.00 for this shirt.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Oh, for the love of Betsy, it's just a shirt.
- Stu Pickles: [the camera screen moves closer to Drew] Hey, big bro. Hi, Angelica.
- Drew Pickles: Where are you, Stu?
- Stu Pickles: I'm down in the workshop finishing up Tommy's birthday present. Wait just a second, I'll be right up.
- [Opens the door, gives Angelica a kiss]
- Drew Pickles: So what are you working on this time?
- Stu Pickles: I'm glad you asked me that question, Drew. One word: Hoverama.
- Drew Pickles: Hova-what?
- Didi Pickles: Let's see, this one's from Drew.
- [It's a truck]
- Stu Pickles: [Jokingly] Gee, Drew, you think this will stimulate a small kid's imagination? I mean, what does it do? Heh, for the batteries.
- Stu Pickles: [Phil and Lil fight over the truck but Angelica takes it] Hey Tommy, here's a present from your old dad. Watch this, Drew.
- [Opens the gift and it's the Hovorama, a spaceship he invented and everyone is shocked]
- Boris: What is that thing?
- Stu Pickles: This is the Hovorama.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Stu, are you off your nuts? Tommy's not old enough for that gizmo.
- Stu Pickles: Anyone could work this thing, Pop. Here, let me show ya.
- [Tries to turn it on with the remote control but it has no batteries, everyone stares]
- Stu Pickles: Oh, I guess I forgot the batteries.
- Didi Pickles: I'm not gonna live up to those mothers on TV.
- Betty DeVille: C'mon, Deed, TV's TV; we're *real*.