Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (TV Series)

Robo-Ninjas (1993)

Ian James Corlett: Coconuts

Quotes 

• Coconuts : Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!

  Dr. Robotnik : Gesundheit.

  Coconuts : No, no, not a sneeze! Look!

  [Coconuts points to the control panel, showing Robotnik a ninja] 

  Dr. Robotnik : Hmm. Ninja: an ancient martial art said to make its students invincible. How did you know about this, Coconuts?

  Coconuts : I watch a lot of chop-socky movies on TV.

• Kwai Chang Crane : [as Robotnik kidnaps him]  Most interesting. The steel of treachery is stronger than the jelly of confusion in a peanut butter sandwich.

  Coconuts : What'd he say? What'd he say?

  Dr. Robotnik : Beats me, but I don't care about his philosophy. All I want are his ninja skills.

• Dr. Robotnik : Don't bother me now, Coconuts. I will turn you into a Robo-Ninja next time.

  Coconuts : Promise? Promise? Promise?

  Dr. Robotnik : A Robotnik never lies! Uh, usually. Well, I'm not lying this time. Okay, so I'm lying. What of it?

  Kwai Chang Crane : The telling of an untruth will bring badminton birds flocking to their nests.

  Dr. Robotnik : What's that supposed to mean?

  Kwai Chang Crane : Only a fool seeks meaning from a bowl of oatmeal.

  Dr. Robotnik : Are you calling me a fool?

  Kwai Chang Crane : No, a bowl of oatmeal.

• Grasshopper : I am Grasshopper, a student of Crane. He has been missing from our school.

  Miles 'Tails' Prower : I'm Tails and this is Sonic.

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Hi, Grasshopper. This Crane, was he an older bird wearing beat-up clothes, about yea tall?

  Grasshopper : You have seen him?

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Yeah, aboard Robotnik's hovercraft.

  Grasshopper : Oh, great day! The tomato of expectation makes the soup of happiness!

  Sonic the Hedgehog : Is everybody gonna be talking this way?