- Coconuts: Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
- Dr. Robotnik: Gesundheit.
- Coconuts: No, no, not a sneeze! Look!
- [Coconuts points to the control panel, showing Robotnik a ninja]
- Dr. Robotnik: Hmm. Ninja: an ancient martial art said to make its students invincible. How did you know about this, Coconuts?
- Coconuts: I watch a lot of chop-socky movies on TV.
- [last lines]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: There goes the neighborhood. And how come you didn't escape from Robotnik before?
- Kwai Chang Crane: An unexpected adventure often comes with soup or salad and a roll.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Wow! Is he wise or what?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Wise? You want wise? Listen.
- [puts on Crane's Chinese hat]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: One chili dog on the hedgehog beats three on the plate. Come on, I'll show you.
- [Sonic runs off screen leaving the hat behind]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Check it out, Tails.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [looks at sign] Free chili dogs during remodeling. It's gotta be a badnik trap, Sonic.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Since when has that been a problem?
- [after another attempt to capture Sonic fails, Grounder's phone rings]
- Scratch: If that's Dr. Robotnik, don't tell him what happened.
- [Grounder answers his phone]
- Dr. Robotnik: You miserable micro-brains! You one-chip wonders! You metal-brained meatheads!
- Grounder: [to Scratch] I... I think he already knows.
- Dr. Robotnik: I'm through trying to teach you how to catch that hedgehog. From now on, it's up to you.
- Grounder: Is this a promotion?
- Dr. Robotnik: Call it a proclamation. Find a way to defeat Sonic or don't come home.
- Kwai Chang Crane: [as Robotnik kidnaps him] Most interesting. The steel of treachery is stronger than the jelly of confusion in a peanut butter sandwich.
- Coconuts: What'd he say? What'd he say?
- Dr. Robotnik: Beats me, but I don't care about his philosophy. All I want are his ninja skills.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [while he and Tails are eating chili dogs] You know, a wise man once said, "There's no such thing as a free chili dog."
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: But these were free.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: That's right, and mighty tasty, too. That's why I always say, "It's better to be fast than wise."
- [Sonic and Tails just escaped Scratch and Grounder, who are now Robo-Ninjas]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Those robots were better fighters this time.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Don't sweat it, kid. Those guys are still no match for me.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: I hope you're right.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah, me too.
- Dr. Robotnik: There must be something missing. Something I haven't thought of.
- Kwai Chang Crane: If I might suggest something.
- Dr. Robotnik: What do you want?
- Kwai Chang Crane: Fighting skills are only part of the ninja way. It is also our philosophy, our beliefs.
- Dr. Robotnik: You mean, if I use the Crane Brain Drainer to implant your ideas in those robots, they'll be able to defeat Sonic?
- Kwai Chang Crane: It couldn't hurt.
- Dr. Robotnik: [to Scratch and Grounder] Into the booths!
- [Scratch and Grounder go back into the machine, then jump back out even more skilled and wearing masks]
- Scratch: Do not become an obstacle in our path!
- Dr. Robotnik: How dare you yell at me!
- Scratch: [pulls out a sword] Hoo-wa-ya! Ha! Hoo!
- Dr. Robotnik: Oh, eh, sure. Uh, w-w-whatever you say. Uh, getting Sonic is the most important thing. Go to it, Robo-Ninjas!
- Grounder: A pat on the back is worth, uh, two in the bush.
- Dr. Robotnik: Oh, no! Now they're even starting to talk like that old bird.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, if I looked like you guys, I'd cover my face, too.
- Scratch: That is your last joke, hedgehog! Prepare to meet your doom!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: You guys may dress funny, but you're still cream puffs.
- Grounder: The cream puff of yesterday is the day-old item in the, uh, eh, the bakery of the present. Oh, that's pretty good.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: What did he say?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Beats me.
- Scratch: Exactly what we had in mind!
- Dr. Robotnik: Don't bother me now, Coconuts. I will turn you into a Robo-Ninja next time.
- Coconuts: Promise? Promise? Promise?
- Dr. Robotnik: A Robotnik never lies! Uh, usually. Well, I'm not lying this time. Okay, so I'm lying. What of it?
- Kwai Chang Crane: The telling of an untruth will bring badminton birds flocking to their nests.
- Dr. Robotnik: What's that supposed to mean?
- Kwai Chang Crane: Only a fool seeks meaning from a bowl of oatmeal.
- Dr. Robotnik: Are you calling me a fool?
- Kwai Chang Crane: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
- Grasshopper: I am Grasshopper, a student of Crane. He has been missing from our school.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: I'm Tails and this is Sonic.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hi, Grasshopper. This Crane, was he an older bird wearing beat-up clothes, about yea tall?
- Grasshopper: You have seen him?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah, aboard Robotnik's hovercraft.
- Grasshopper: Oh, great day! The tomato of expectation makes the soup of happiness!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Is everybody gonna be talking this way?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Now it's time to... Aaah!
- [Sonic notices he's surrounded by the Robo-Ninjas]
- Scratch: It's time to say goodbye!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Maybe I should have let Tails and Grasshopper come along after all.
- [Tails and Grasshopper appear at the doorway]
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: We're here!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I love it when that happens.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: [while being pursued by a Robo-Ninja] Whoa, this guy is serious. Lucky for me, he's not too smart.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I'll get you out of that thing.
- Kwai Chang Crane: No need.
- [Crane easily breaks through his shackles, freeing himself]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: You could have gotten out of that thing anytime?
- Kwai Chang Crane: Certainly. The strength of one's muscles is not always measured with the tape measure of anger.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I've always said that.
- [with his robots all defeated, Robotnik summons his Egg-O-Matic]
- Scratch: Hey, hey! You're not leaving us here, are you?
- Dr. Robotnik: In a word... Yes!
- [Robotnik flies away]
- Dr. Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!