Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Available for Weddings (2005)

Keith Clifford: Billy

Quotes 

• Alvin : We could take a shortcut.

  Billy : What shortcut? There's the road we came on and that's all. Trust me. This is my backyard, tha knows: outlaw country.

  Alvin : You could get lost in a phone booth.

• Billy : You know me, I laugh at danger! And this looks hilarious.

• Truly : What do off-road vehicles have?

  Clegg : Bad drivers.

  Billy : I thought that was BMWs.

• [last lines] 

  Billy : [Smiler rides past in his convertible, wearing a bridal outfit]  Oh, that bride!

  Alvin : Built for work rather than pleasure.

  Truly : Not the sports model, that's for sure.

  Clegg : Maybe she has a nice nature.

  Billy : What a place to keep it.

  Entwistle : Mrs Entwistle looking better already.