Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Available for Weddings (2005)

Frank Thornton: Truly

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Quotes 

• Truly : Well, if you had any really old police mementos, I might be interested; uh, badges, truncheons, uh, handcuffs.

  Auntie : Wait here.

  [she returns with an old shoe] 

  Auntie : Belonged to Jack the Ripper.

  Truly : They never caught him!

  Auntie : Well, they would have had him if his boot hadn't come off.

  Truly : If he moved as nimbly as you, no wonder they never caught him.

• Truly : What do off-road vehicles have?

  Clegg : Bad drivers.

  Billy : I thought that was BMWs.

• [last lines] 

  Billy : [Smiler rides past in his convertible, wearing a bridal outfit]  Oh, that bride!

  Alvin : Built for work rather than pleasure.

  Truly : Not the sports model, that's for sure.

  Clegg : Maybe she has a nice nature.

  Billy : What a place to keep it.

  Entwistle : Mrs Entwistle looking better already.