Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Serenade for Tight Jeans and Metal Detector (1982)

Brian Wilde: Foggy

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Quotes 

• Compo Simmonite : Buried treasure!

  Foggy Dewhurst : Yeah, buried treasure.

  Compo Simmonite : [laughing]  You should be locked up! I can just see Captain Morgan and all them other pirates coming up the canal desperate to bury their treasure somewhere near 'Uddersfield.

  Foggy Dewhurst : There's more than one kind of treasure, you know.

  Compo Simmonite : Oh yes, I can see all them jolly pirates singing their Yorkshire sea shanties: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of John Smith's

• [first lines] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : I understand the co-op has some big reductions in winceyette pajamas.

  Norman Clegg : I could do with some big reductions in mine.

• Norman Clegg : I think I'd rather wait out here.

  Foggy Dewhurst : Well, what's the matter with you?

  Norman Clegg : He's such a red hot salesman is Dougie, he's bound to sell me something.

  Foggy Dewhurst : Ah, rubbish.

  Norman Clegg : It usually is.

• [last lines] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : Dig it up; dig it up; it might be Roman.

  Compo Simmonite : Don't. Watch these trousers.

  [grunts] 

  Compo Simmonite : Yeah, it's an old beer can.

  Norman Clegg : Ingenious beggars, them Romans.

  Compo Simmonite : It's Tetley's.

  Norman Clegg : Gaius Julius Tetley. I like it.

  Compo Simmonite : Me too. Let's go and have one.