Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Arts of Concealment (1983)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• [Ivy wants Foggy to leave, and is trying to make him drink his tea and go] 

  Ivy : Well, don't take all day.

  Norman Clegg : Who trained your Ivy to handle customers, Sidney? Did you send her to Cosa Nostra or was it something she picked up from the Waffen-SS?

  Sid : I keep telling her, "Be nice to people. Start with me!"

• [Compo is exhausted after the trio has pushed a stranger's stalled automobile to the top of a hill] 

  Compo Simmonite : [groans]  Oh, I hope tonight's not the night that Nora Batty finally says yes.

  Norman Clegg : I'd sooner push motorcars. I really would.

• [Wally and Nora Batty meet the trio on a country road. Wally drives a motorbike, and Nora rides in the sidecar] 

  Norman Clegg : [to Foggy]  When you see her sitting in her chariot, you realize she's a dead ringer for Queen Boadicea.

• Norman Clegg : I don't trust him.

  Foggy : You don't know the man. How can you not trust him?

  Norman Clegg : Well if he thinks he's gonna get any help from three idiots like us... how can you trust judgment like that?