- [the Trio are drinking in a pub, after Clegg has fallen from a fence onto his head]
- Clegg: Hey, listen. If you promise to keep it to yourselves, I'll tell you a scandalous secret. When you get a good bite, Yorkshire tastes terrible.
- Seymour: There's a moral there somewhere: Never fall with your mouth open.
- Clegg: You can't let a good bloke's passing go by without some ceremony. The world's not all that rich in silly beggars that they can afford to lose them lightly.