Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk, Private Eye (2006)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : The sign said that you were the number one realtor in Northern California.
Linda Fusco : [sarcastically] Tell me something I don't know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [drolly] The elephant's the only mammal that can't jump.
Linda Fusco : [perplexed] Pardon me?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You said tell you something you don't know, and I told you that the only mammal who can't jump is your elephant.
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[Natalie, Stottlemeyer, and Disher finally locate Monk in the sea]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, there he is! There's Monk! Twenty degrees to port.
Lt. Randall Disher : What's that next to him, is it a life preserver?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nah, it looks like a toilet seat.
Linda Fusco : Well, if it's floating, why doesn't he just grab it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer , Lt. Randall Disher , Natalie Teeger : Uhhh...