- Daisuke Jigen: Uh, Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah?
- Daisuke Jigen: Knock, knock.
- Arsène Lupin III: Who's there?
- Daisuke Jigen: Land shark!
- Arsène Lupin III: Ah, Fujiko's in trouble! Things are really looking up!
- Daisuke Jigen: Ahhh! I guess we'll always know how to cheer you up now.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's one strange prison. I mean, this has got to be the worst security I have ever seen.
- Daisuke Jigen: So then how come Fujiko needs help to escape?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I'd say that's a very apt question.
- Daisuke Jigen: [sarcastically] Gee, thanks a lot, man.
- Arsène Lupin III: You bastard! You think that's funny, you no-good, friggin', sick son of a bitch?
- Warden: Yeah! And your execution's gonna be!
- Daisuke Jigen: [sighs] Why do I feel like I've been here before?
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah? Well, that Roy Scheider act didn't get us anywhere.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It is said that love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
- Warden: Never had to force myself on a girl, but in your case, I'm wiling to make an exception.
- Fujiko Mine: Go sit on a missile, you freak.
- Daisuke Jigen: I hate to be the skunk at the opera, but does anyone know how we're gonna get the hell outta here?
- Arsène Lupin III: I'll sleep on her... Er, I mean, it.
- [the warden is being chased by a land shark]
- Fujiko Mine: I got a sample of his hair during one of his little annoying visits to my cell.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: So how long do those things go before they run out of gas?
- Warden: You know, Inspector, one might be tempted to suspect that your sympathies lie with the criminals.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That's a load of crap.
- Warden: Come, now. You're on edge, Inspector. Admit it. Look at yourself. You've been pacing around here like...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: It's just that...
- Warden: Just that... what?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Look, I'm a hunter, and Lupin's my prey. But there are, well, some rules. A sort of an understanding.
- Warden: Ah, yes, I see. He doesn't try to kill you, when in return, you do exactly the same. Right?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: That's right.
- Warden: But Inspector, surely you see that all of this would have played out exactly the same way whether you were here today or not.
- [Zenigata looks downhearted]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: These four guys happen to be the key to a string of crimes longer than that chin of yours!