Sarah Douglas: Ursa
Photos
Quotes
-
Lex Luthor : What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I mean, I held up my end, I delivered the blue boy. What do I get from my triple threat? "Bow! Yield! Kneel!" That kind of stuff closes out a town.
General Zod : Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?
Lex Luthor : Kill me? Lex Luthor? Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age? Eradicate the only man on Earth with...
Ursa : Let me kill him.
Lex Luthor : ...Superman's address?
General Zod : What more do you want? I can see the greed written on your face.
Lex Luthor : A small incentive, oh fullest one. A mere bauble to jog the memory.
General Zod : What more?
Lex Luthor : Cuba.
[Non growls]
-
[the Kryptonians stand at the White House, bored. Lex Luthor manages to weasel his way in, waving a handkerchief as though it's a white flag]
Lex Luthor : Lex Luthor.
[beat]
Lex Luthor : *Lex* Luthor? Maybe you've heard of me? The greatest criminal mind on Earth?
Ursa : [to Zod] I told you this was a puny planet.
[Ursa and Non approach Luthor with menace]
Lex Luthor : Wait. Wait! Wait until you get to know me better. I can, uh -- I can give you -- anything you want! The unlimited freedom to maim, kill, destroy! Plus -- Lex Luthor's savvy, Lex Luthor's school of bett...
[Luthor's hand gets crushed by Ursa]
General Zod : We have all of this without you. You cannot bargain with what you do not have.
Lex Luthor : With respect, Your Magnificence, what am I bargaining with is what you do not have: the son of Jor-El.
[All three are stunned]
General Zod : The son of Jor-El?
Lex Luthor : [to Ursa] I did say that, didn't I?
General Zod : Jor-El, our jailor?
Lex Luthor : No, Jor-El, the baseball player.
[menaced again by Ursa and Non]
Lex Luthor : Yes! Jor-El, your jailor!
General Zod : His son is on this planet?
Lex Luthor : Perhaps you're more familiar with his nom de voyage or name he travels under: Superman.
General Zod : So... this is Superman.
[to Luthor]
General Zod : How do you know of Jor-El?
Lex Luthor : As I told Your Fullness earlier...
[smiles]
Lex Luthor : I'm about the best there is.
General Zod : [standing up] Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailor!
Ursa : Revenge!
Lex Luthor : [gleeful] Revenge! Now we're cooking, huh?
General Zod : He flies then?
Lex Luthor : Constantly.
General Zod : He has powers as we do?
Lex Luthor : Sure, but he's just one. Whereas you are three...
[Non growls]
Lex Luthor : Or four if you count him twice!
General Zod : We will bring him to his knees!
[the Kryptonians exit]
Lex Luthor : Wait! Wait! First you must find him and Lex Baby is the only one who knows where he is.
[Hating to have to tolerate him any more, Zod stares back at Luthor]
General Zod : What... do you want?
[Luthor strides over to the President's desk and kicks his feet up while lighting a cigar]
Lex Luthor : Well, General... the world is a big place. Thank goodness my needs are small. I have a certain weakness for... beachfront property.
General Zod : What do you want?
Lex Luthor : [does the famous Nixon victory pose] Australia!
