- Rocko: Look, Hef, it's Gumbo, the team mascot!
- [a huge shrimp comes out, but gets booed and pelted with rotten fruit]
- Heffer Wolfe: Why does everyone hate him?
- Rocko: Because he's the mascot.
- Tammy the Pig: [at the concession stand] Now let me see... I'll have a Mega Tub of popcorn, extra salt, extra butter, three Juju flutes, industrial-sized raisin oots, nachos, box of gummi cheese with choco sauce, and a diet cola. After all, I've got to watch my girlish figure.
- Trailer Announcer: It's not new. It's not original. It isn't even very interesting. But it IS coming this summer.
- Guy 1: [opening Dracula's casket] All right, Dracula. You're in for it now. We're gonna...
- [does a double take]
- Trailer Announcer: Dracula, as you've never seen him before: Dead.
- [a shot of Dracula's skeleton with a stake already through his heart]
- Guy 1: Our work here is finished.
- Guy 2: Yeah. Yup.
- Guy 1: ...Get some bagels?
- Guy 2: All right.
- Trailer Announcer: Dracula: It's been done. To. Death.