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Quotes
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George Harrison : I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney : Well, you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up?
Ringo Starr : I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon : Jam it up your arse. You're lucky we still let you play drums!
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[Dewey meditating with the Maharishi and The Beatles]
The Maharishi : Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role.
Paul McCartney : We're nothing but... grains of sand.
Dewey Cox : That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
John Lennon : Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can...
[glares at the camera]
John Lennon : *imagine*.
Dewey Cox : What do you think, George Harrison of The Beatles?
George Harrison : I don't know. You know? I'm just trying to get more songs on the album.
Ringo Starr : And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation, I just like to have fun.
[holds up peace sign]
Dewey Cox : [laughs] I like the little one.
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George Harrison : [high on LSD with Dewey as a cartoon] Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey. I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip.
Dewey Cox : [scary music plays] Uh-oh!
John Lennon , Paul McCartney : 'Uh-oh'?
George Harrison : What's that scary music?
Dewey Cox : I had an unhappy thought!
George Harrison : It's a bad trip.
Paul McCartney : Bad trip, bad trip!
Dewey Cox : [a machete walks up to him] Help! Trippy machete!
[the machete cuts him in half]
Dewey Cox : Aw, fuck me! I can see my large colon!
Dewey Cox : [wakes up frightened] Ahh! I guess I do got some demons!
George Harrison : You alright Cox?
Dewey Cox : [frightened] I don't know!
Ringo Starr : Do you want some more LSD?
Dewey Cox : [excited] Yeah, I think I do!
[laughs hysterically]