- Ali Bombay: Hello fellow traveler, whoever you are.
- Lester Sludge: Welcome home, Bombay. I heard you were coming, so I baked a pie. A sludge pie!
- [laughs like a maniac]
- Ali Bombay: Look, Lester, this is my home town. All I wanted is a little peace and quit. Is that too much to ask?
- Lester Sludge: Are you nuts, Bombay?
- Ali Bombay: You know it's bad enough MASK and VENOM have to spend every working day fighting each other. Can't a guy get some rest on vacation?
- Lester Sludge: You are nuts, Bombay.
- Ali Bombay: How would you like it if Matt Trakker or Alex Sector swooped down guns blazing on the swamp where you were born?
- Ali Bombay: [lester is surrounded by alligators] Looks like you've finally met a lizard who's your match, Lester.