- Matt Trakker: How 'bout if you and T-Bob went to the park, or the library?
- Scott Trakker: But where am I gonna find action and adventure in a library?
- T-Bob: Under 'A' in the card catalogue.
- [laughs with Scott]
- Alex Sector: Hello. The battering ram's stalled.
- Brad Turner: My belly cannon's aren't working either.
- Gloria Baker: The power stroke won't deploy!
- Buddy Hawks: My hypno-headlights fizzled. What gives?
- Sly Rax: Just like cutting through a piece of cake...
- Cliff Dagger: And it's my favorite flavor: plutonium.
- Alex Sector: Mayhem found a way to neutralise our neutralizers. Very unsporting of him, I must say.
- Matt Trakker: We'll have to abandon our vehicles...
- [grunts]
- Matt Trakker: ... before they abandon us!
- Matt Trakker: [during moral segment] Hitchhiking is dangerous. You never know who's going to pick you up. The person who picks him up could be a V.E.N.O.M. agent or worse, a child molester.
- Scott Trakker: [a laser shoots in the film - and also in the theater] Hey, this isn't part of the film.
- T-Bob: I-I-I-I sure hope it's not the coming attraction.
- Scott Trakker: [at the observatory] See that little green planet? That's Earth.
- T-Bob: Gee, it's so small. And what's that tiny purple planet, way in the corner?
- Scott Trakker: [laughing] That's no planet. That's some kid's jellybean.