- Stephen Mulhern: Coming up: this lovely bodybuilder is wearing almost nothing at all, and it's curtains for him as I send him to the table of death!
- Self - Presenter: Still to come: nearly nude, and out of time.
- [Stephen stands beside a bodybuilder in a posing pouch]
- Self - Presenter: A deadly fate awaits this lovely man.
- Stephen Mulhern: [Stephen is walking down a creepy stone staircase] Today, I'm at Chillingham Castle, one of the most haunted castles in Britain
- [Stephen looks around nervously]
- Stephen Mulhern: I hope I don't see a ghost!
- [the camera cuts to show him stepping out of the stairs and into a large, stone room, with flaming torches on the walls]
- Stephen Mulhern: This is the castle's torture chamber, and I've come to see if I can find someone to help me with today's big trick.
- [He cross to the where the centre of the room, where a tall, narrow cage is standing]
- Stephen Mulhern: This is what they used to keep condemned prisoners inside.
- [Stephen walks behind the cage, waving through the bars]
- Stephen Mulhern: Unfortunately, it's empty right now.
- [He reaches up, to where a pair of manacles dangle from the top]
- Stephen Mulhern: But maybe I can fix that.
- [He comes back to the front, and reaches down to a pile of brown material lying on the floor in front of the cage]
- Stephen Mulhern: This old sack will do.
- [He lifts the sack up, hiding the front of the cage from view]
- Stephen Mulhern: 1... 2... 3... Tricky!
- [Stephen lets the sack fall. A bodybuilder has appeared inside the cage, his hands up over his heads, and locked into the manacles. He's wearing only a tiny black posing pouch]
- Stephen Mulhern: Here's my prisoner!
- [the bodybuilder grins]